it’s 2013 why do printers still sound like youre sacrificing your first unborn child to the aztec gods
a ladder that also functions as a pogo stick so you can have fun while you clean your gutters
I love how book lovers reward themselves with finishing a book by buying more books.
Sometimes we don’t even finish before buying more. We tend to congratulate our selves for buying books by buying more books.
I really don’t need an occasion